West Seattle garage sale patriotic

[JoB]

from my mailbox:)

How to use Your IRS Rebate check…As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan or Europe.

If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the US!

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[Bikefor1]

JoB, did you tactfully change the last paragraph? Cuz I got the same email and the last paragraph on mine said: The only way to keep the money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA.

LOL!

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[JoB]

Bikefor1…

no.. i didn’t change it.. i just posted it because i thought i was sort of appropriate and because i have always supported underground economies whenever possible…

I have to admit.. the ending you got is a lot funnier… i am sending that one back where i got the first.. she will appreciate it:)

thanks

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[Anonymous]

I’m going to get right on this.

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[WSB]

It really said yard sales?

Geez, how timely.

144 of ’em comin’ right up, Saturday 9-3 … TR

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