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April 1, 2016 at 3:09 pm #839124
CO2isPlantFoodParticipant
A nationwide carbon tax could raise enough revenues to fund the construction of a wall between the US and Mexico, Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced today, in a surprise policy U turn on Immigration.
Previously claiming that he was ” a BIG believer ” in man made, catastrophic, CO2 caused, water vapor amplified climate change, Sanders has now embraced a coordinated national approach to help stop illegal immigration.
” Really, it’s a no-brainer. We make our left of liberal tree huggers happy by introducing a fraudulent socialist additional tax and we make my opponents happy by funding the wall, thus increasing my voter turn out. ”
” There has always been no shortage of socialist solutions to make all others pay for my stupidity, now what we have here is the introduction of a ” market based solution ” to close what has been one of many of my funding gaps. You know, it’s difficult for me to explain the details,
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lets worry about that later.
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April 1, 2016 at 4:29 pm #839133
JKBParticipantEvery one of those illegal immigrants is exhaling carbon dioxide right now.
We should send them back to San Mucho Caliente before their CO2 makes it hotter up here where we live.
You can know that it works this way because it’s already hot down where they’re coming from.
April 1, 2016 at 7:07 pm #839159
JayDeeParticipantApril Fools!
April 5, 2016 at 11:35 pm #839541
captainDaveParticipantHow Global Warming Saved The Planet | Patrick Moore and Stefan Molyneux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3XlooigupMIf it was not for humans releasing CO2, All carbon life on Earth would end in about two million years– That’s 38 seconds until midnight on an annual time clock representing the total history of life on this planet. Whoa, that was close!
April 6, 2016 at 9:03 am #839556
JTBParticipantAh Yes, Patrick Moore, who famously proclaimed on French television that one could drink a quart of glyphosate (as in Round Up) without harm but quickly ended the interview when given the opportunity to drink some. The author of a laudatory review of logging practices by Asia Pulp and Paper, the Indonesian company noted for destroying vast sections of forest including the shrinking habitat for orangutans in Borneo. And one of the early entrepreneurs of farmed salmon in BC.
While his opposition to military use of nukes which moved him to join the organization which eventually became GreenPeace Canada was admirable, it’s clear he became uncomfortable with the emphasis on broader environmental themes and has move on to disgrace himself repeatedly in his intellectual dishonestly and shilling for environmentally destructive corporations.added note: I overlooked the possibility that CaptainDave’s post was made in the same April Fool spirit as Plant Food’s OP. It would be so much better if that were so.
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April 6, 2016 at 2:06 pm #839589
JanSParticipantHelvítis fokking fokk !
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