Police say three intruders found at Alki Elementary School were caught red-handed … with a frozen pizza. Just go read the tale as told by SPD Blotter writer Jonah Spangenthal-Lee.
West Seattle, Washington
26 Friday
Police say three intruders found at Alki Elementary School were caught red-handed … with a frozen pizza. Just go read the tale as told by SPD Blotter writer Jonah Spangenthal-Lee.
“…a chilling effect on the theft of frozen pizzas…”
I love the way Jonah writes.
Those guys must have been desperately hungry and/or incredibly stoned to decide that frozen pizzas from a school cafeteria were worth stealing.
Brain Surgeon #1 “Dude, I got the munchies”
Brain Surgeon #2 “Like, me too”
Brain Surgeon #3 “Like, whut?”
Brain Surgeon #1 “Anyone know where to get pizza?”
Brain Surgeon #2 “My mom’ll kill me at this time of night”
Brain Surgeon #3 “Whut?”
Brain Surgeon #1 “I know where to get pizza, it’s in like a school or something, and it’s free”
Trio of Brain Surgeons “That sounds like a great idea!”
…party on, Garth.
Just look for the ones who have no taste buds just other buds. You’ll find them sound asleep on someones couch. Goes by the names Ren and Stimpy.
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